s'mor beartooth rally pics...

what's this?! a beaver-fur-covered hoola hoop?!?!

'why' was not the question of the moment....

 the real question was: is chris gonna git down with the git down on this lady who was heaving sizable boulders in his direction? i am sworn to secrecy, but...

 after feverishly scrubbing his hang-down in a port-o-crapper, i found chris sobbing under this van.