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Tuesday, February 2, 2010

CB900F, a new whip enters the garage...

The deal: through some fortunate circumstances, a CB900F has fallen into my possession; total cost: $0. The issue is that it has a blown jug but still miraculously does 90mph on the highway. This is cool 'cause I have never had one of these motors apart so I get to learn all about them AND I get to finally repay a debt from way back.
See, a long time ago, my good friend CJ gave me his cherished Chevette to keep safe while he went off to Basic. Things didn't work out quite right and I ended up with a Grand Theft warrant and the car was lost. Now I have a bike to give him for the cost of parts and if he is allowed to "help" he considers us to be even. The only bummer is that he doesn't know which end of a wrench to use, but is well versed in the use of hammers, bugling and apparently sodomy. If I can keep from laughing my ass off then I might finish this silly thing this month.

Working with CJ can be a bit challenging.
Its not like I need any distractions to fuck up a DOHC motor.

Sunday, January 31, 2010

Pushing the limits...


The camera was focused. Jeff is just as blurry in person.

Jeff makin' time.

Testing the rear brake...for safety's sake of course. I didn't enjoy it or anything..

It felt good to be this scared again.

front yard fun...

the lawn suffers
not sure if that fixed it Steady...

Thursday, January 28, 2010

zooooooom in




hot diggity

the indian needs no introduction.
whips by slim
pics by the bearded neck@ xedgexmonkeyx@yahoo.com

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

leaky head gasket

i get these really sweet, and much thicker, copper gaskets from Truet&Osborn. it reduces your compression just a smidge but ironheads seem to like them a whole bunch.
i measure productivity by the dirtiness of my pants

you saw it here first...

gotta keep things moving smoothly