With coffees in hand and the ramp optimistically strapped to the bed, we headed out in search of Gentle Ken's new ride. To make a short story shorter, Kenny railed a 72 year old lady and now she wants him to spend 3k of her social security money to buy a sick new pussymagnet...or something like that.
After 2 strike outs we finally had a winner. The fork-fannypack containing a maxi pad and a breath mint only reassured us that "this was the one." Also deserving mention is the "Lady Rider" bell that protects Kenny from road demons, Rod Stewart lookalikes, and lonely truck drivers.The "Lady Rider" himself inspects his trophy and crushes the ceremonial butt. All in all a decent Sunday.