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Tuesday, December 11, 2012

To all you naysayers!

I say SUCK IT! Extensive research at the Coconut Customs La-bored-atory has successfully rephased coffee. By sending the stale shit from this morning through fresh grounds we have accomplished what was once thought impossible. Despite previously accepted fairy tales suggesting catastrophic machine implosion, that shit is fine. Maybe just a lil bitter.